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Mattys Greyhound 9:48 Sun Mar 19
Sights you never saw at Upton Park

Give the ground quite a drubbing in the Leicester Mercury.

WSM Hammer 5:59 Wed Mar 22
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Is it one of the hairy bikers looking for his mate?

BRANDED 4:13 Wed Mar 22
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He's checking the hammers birds out

stewie griffin 4:10 Wed Mar 22
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Haha. Probably my favourite ever post of yours, gentile

Dudley Moore 4:04 Wed Mar 22
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Gentile 1:01 Wed Mar 22
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Gentile 1:01 Wed Mar 22
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I never saw hundreds of supporters drinking pints on huge open concourses when running to the toilet as the game was being played at Upton Park.

I never saw hundreds of people around me swiping mobile phones when the game was going on as if they were at the O2 Arena watching Britney.

I never spent more time watching the gigantic screen at the other end of the ground than the actual game itself just to see who had possession of the ball at Upton Park.

I never had to walk for 25 minutes from the station to get to my seat at Upton Park.

I never noticed any gaping gaps in the stadium at Upon Park where you could see realms of concrete and other empty seats at Upton Park.

I could go in all night.

The stadium is fucking crap.

eswing hammer 11:27 Tue Mar 21
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Is that Eddie Howe BEHIND HIM ?
No it's more like Ed Sheeran

Lily Hammer 10:13 Tue Mar 21
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A beard but no 'tache?

No, no, no.

He deserves to die like the helicopter pilot in "Jaws 2."

BubblesCyprus 9:59 Tue Mar 21
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Is that Eddie Howe BEHIND HIM ?

gph 1:17 Mon Mar 20
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First West Ham fan I saw with binoculars was in the days before all-seater stadiums.

But he was in the seats away at Chelsea.

Saul Bollox 12:59 Mon Mar 20
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The bloke is looking for the happy clappers.

Reality Cheques 12:51 Mon Mar 20
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It's obvious that the cunt couldn't believe his eyes & was looking out for West Hams defence.

Hermit Road 12:38 Mon Mar 20
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Definitely checking out Brady's assets.

Vexed 12:32 Mon Mar 20
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To be fair to the bellend they are probably necessary if you give a fuck who's currently got the ball.

PanasonicHeadphone 12:29 Mon Mar 20
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Probably keeping an eye on that fat cunt Shakespeare.

IsaacHock 12:22 Mon Mar 20
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Caption for Tango, Bins and the Librarian:- "What are Yewtree up to?"

chim chim cha boo 12:19 Mon Mar 20
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It's just his way of telling his ginger stepchild he REALLY hates having to take him to the football.

defjam 12:15 Mon Mar 20
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NONCE!

Lowestoft Hammer 12:13 Mon Mar 20
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UEFA CATEGORY 4 BINOCULARS

chim chim cha boo 12:12 Mon Mar 20
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Ouch, the Leicester Mercury?

I'll never go again.

AKA ERNIE 11:58 Sun Mar 19
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Bloke in the bmu at upton park had a pair of binoculars every game for years

Crassus 11:34 Sun Mar 19
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Utter cunts, never had anything but contempt for the wankers since events back in the day - old habits die hard

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